Blaze Vox has accepted three inventions of mine for their Spring issue. They are my favorite pieces yet and I'm really happy this is where they'll be going.

I can't tell if its obnoxious to post acceptances or not. Should I just post them when they go live? Whatever. I've not much else going on. I should post rejections as well, to keep it fair and balanced. Here are two publications that have rejected me recently.

Yankee Pot Roast

Sawbuck

Jhumpa Lahiri will visit me on Saturday. Shit is sold out. People are nuts for her. I don't know why. I read Interpreter of Maladies and it reminded me of eating a benign pear or something. I only now think of her in the context of Tao Lin's EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE.

"Jhumpa Lahiri won the Pulitzer Prize".

This Saturday my friend Jen is having a reading at her house. She is calling it the Piano and Scene reading series. I am glad something like this is finally happening in my town. Here is some info.

the piano&scene reading series

who: jennifer cacicio, paul calvert, and chad reynolds

what: fiction, poetry, food, wine, kissing, cursing, pre-recorded music

where: 71 boylston st., 2nd floor, brookline

when: friday, april 4th; come after 7, readings begin at 8

questions or directions? 617.308.3235

I want to do something like this for my chapbook release, but my apartment is small. Maybe I will takeover an UNO's instead between the hours of 9pm-1am. UNO's.