White People

I read this book whilst cooking sausage last night. I had to put it on slow burn so I could finish this. It was well worth it. This book made me happy. Below is an excerpt. Further on it only gets better. I highly encourage the purchase of this book. Just look at that cover art!

I am a white mineral made of sodium chloride. I have been used for thousands of years as a medium of trade or payment as implied in the word “salary.”

I am a white woman, & I was in Pine Ridge & Wounded Knee.

I am a white woman whose child entered her home through the gift of adoption.

I am a white, heterosexual, conservative Republican evangelical, & I am an environmentalist.

I am a white male. What are you?
I am an artificial intelligence computer program.
Pleased to meet you.