Ooga Booga

Saturday - I was scared I would miss the day entirely, so I took a walk to Grolier's Poetry Shop. I know many people have heard of the shop. I am quite happy it exists, a shop only for poetry. However, they are lacking in many things, particularly anything new. Do you ever feel guilty going into a store, a small store with a lugubrious shopkeeper, and not attempting to buy anything? I do. I dont know what it is. There should be a name for that feeling.
Let's call it timorous constipation. So, my timorous constipation was acting up. I bought Frederick Seidel's Ooga Booga to satiate the urge.


What a fantastic creep! Hilarious little ryhmes about Italian wealth, famous friends, cafes, hotels, and owls. You get the idea they were written on a napkin. Highly enjoyable. Following suit, I took myself out to potatos and pork chops at Grendel's Den and finished the book with a cup of tea at Algiers.

Go here to quickly listen to him read his charming poems from the book. I suggest "The Owl You Heard."

I saw Yo La Tengo for the second time in a month last night. Last month it was a performace of the Sounds of Science. Yesterday eve it was the Freewheelin' tour where they play acoustic and verbally rub elbows from the stage. It was pleasant as always.

Everyday I hope to find you

White People

I read this book whilst cooking sausage last night. I had to put it on slow burn so I could finish this. It was well worth it. This book made me happy. Below is an excerpt. Further on it only gets better. I highly encourage the purchase of this book. Just look at that cover art!

I am a white mineral made of sodium chloride. I have been used for thousands of years as a medium of trade or payment as implied in the word “salary.”

I am a white woman, & I was in Pine Ridge & Wounded Knee.

I am a white woman whose child entered her home through the gift of adoption.

I am a white, heterosexual, conservative Republican evangelical, & I am an environmentalist.

I am a white male. What are you?
I am an artificial intelligence computer program.
Pleased to meet you.

I have only seen Europe in the wintertime. France, Germany, Belgium, The Netherlands, Iceland. Listening to Loscil is what keeps them for me. There is no better morning music.



Go Here to download his internet only album, Stases.

in memory of public drinking

Tap

Years later, you could not find
a public drinking fountain within city walls.
They had been outlawed and returned
to their natural habitats
of luxury gymnasiums and condo shipyards.

Pete’s brother? You remember the one
with the hairlip? Arnold’s his name
Public fountains were his livelihood,
the only way he could drink without dribbling

He was fined three years community service
for suckling on a neighbor’s lawn sprinkler
and is now confined to the bib,
to drool like an octogenarian
unable to close his own window all the way.

It’s said in the private scrap yards
behind dead eyed german shepards and razor wire
grey puddles collect in rusted white basins
the undrained pipes of former bubblers
crying their last cascade.

Speaking of Carl

Triptych Trencher, Carl Annarummo's poetry/noise/burger imprint, is calling all cows for meat and a few writers for chapbook submissions. Carl is a great designer. Just look at these:

Post Samedi

I read two books this weekend. One was Samedi the Deafness by by Jesse Ball.

Carl recommended it as a real champion, and he was right. It is a riddle of a book. It is like living in a cotton breast pocket of a giant liar. Who is this Jesse Ball? For one, he is a poet of some weighty concern. Here is an example, from a 2005 Boston Review.

A Set Piece

to be told at gatherings

The resignation of the sheriff left nothing to be done. The populace of that tiny hamlet poured out into the cramped streets, half-dressed and quarrelsome. Shops were broken into. Women were vigorously affronted. Men too were affronted, with equal vigor and panache. Many living near the municipal zoo were beaten by a crowd of contrary children. I taught everyone a hymn I had written, complete with musical accompaniment. It went:

Kill us if you like,
but you won't like Hell
when you do (when you do)
come to (come to)
in the heat (in the hot)
in the hot (in the heat)
in the goddamn fire of the Lord.

I pretend now to have made it up, but actually an old woman sang it to me when I menaced her husband with my little knife. I wanted their clothing, particularly her aubergine housecoat.

But don't be concerned for me. This sort of thing is what everyone does when everyone does it. And everyone who doesn’t does play along, or at least watches from the wings as those who do do what they do, whether well or wantonly.

In another hour, we shall burn the town to bits. I’ve always wanted to, and now we’re in cahoots. It’s a wonderful thing, being in cahoots. One can’t help but prefer it. We’ll all sit on the hill outside of town and laugh and hold hands with pretty girls and boys while pretty girls and boys laugh and hold hands with us.

And the sky will stream fitfully across the sky, its sails filled by the same wind that prompted us this morning when we rose, rosy cheeked and ham-handed from our all-too-narrow beds, filled with the same rippling restless pleasure that even now sits like a lantern in my youthful throat.

—Jesse Ball

Crap that's good. He is a man of another time, and most certainly another place. He has me talking like a country peasant, and I think i like it. This is one of the best books I've read this year.

Pete

My friend Pete made a video game. It's called Phase. It's Guitar Hero for your Ipod, but you use the songs you have stored. Pete helped make Guitar Hero. I've played guitar for more than thirteen years. I've played Guitar Hero twice.
I was not very good at Guitar Hero.

You can buy this on Itunes now. I will buy it and play it on the way to NY.

New York

Emily has a piece in a one night art/music gala in NYC this weekend. It's features the two twins from Slapstick. It's pretty sick.


The show is called The Evening of Champions The basic directions
are here, but click on the link above for TOTAL INFORMATION

Public Transit:
F Train @ York St
A Train @ High St

Saturday, November 10th
Doors open at 7pm
135 Plymouth Street, Suite 208
Dumbo, Brooklyn, Planet Earth
FREE


We both, of course, will be in the city all weekend.
I hope someone takes me out to brunch.

Sad Lobster Limbo

Tonight I hosted Stewart O'Nan at the bookstore for his new book, Last Night at the Lobster. It's compact little book about a manager of Red Lobster in New Britain, CT on the the last night the restaurant is open for business.
What I really appreciate about this book is the complete lack of irony in it's setting, as well as the lack of that saccharine void of sanctimonious drivel which sometimes accompanies stories of the working class. This isn't about class. This is about putting your head down and getting through the day.
What I love is the true suburbanness of setting it in a vaccuous chain restaurant, not some cute mom & pop diner romantically imagined by the author. Those places barely exist anymore, and terrible chains were where (and sometimes still are) we would end up as a default because of their familiarness, a familiarness I can't happily name. It's a sad fact, but absolutely real. Here is a little explanation of Stewart's motivations -

Q. what made you choose the Red Lobster?

A. People consider chain restaurants soulless noplaces, boxes out along the commercial strip. They’re everywhere, and to most people unremarkable, as bland as the food they serve. I liked the fact they’re overlooked, hidden in plain sight. And Red Lobster’s not cheap. It’s not fast food, and yet it’s not a real restaurant either, just a copy of a corporate ideal. It’s a completely American in-between zone, a natural stage for my people.

This is a truly hopeless dirge in the most familiar of ways.
In the end, the manager goes on to work at the Olive Garden.
How perfectly real.

I've been in desire for a new occupation. This may be it.

View from the Bottom

There it is, the poem from Juked. I'm excited to see someone liked this poem. It's one my recent favorites. Thanks again to J.W. Wang for being the enabler.

H2008

Possible Halloween Costumes for 2008

1. Tan

2. Invisible

3. Floridian Line Beard, a.k.a. the chin strap (possible conjuction with number one)

4. The State of Montana

5. Pussy Inspector

6. Spiderman

Once again I didn't dress for success on Halloween. Real life dilemmas impeded on my inner child once again. My inner child is not doing so well. In fact, he's getting his ass kicked. I think I should get him a bodyguard, to keep the Melvin Moodys' away just like in My Bodyguard.


You are the thorn in my paw, Matt Dillon.


7. Adam Baldwin from My Bodyguard

Psychadelic Breakfast

I ate it all.

photo by Meghan Rennie